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Friday, January 25, 2008

PTD Revision

After browsing the web for some time, i came across this book which i would like to share with our readers. The book entitled 'Kerjaya Sebagai Seorang Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik' was written by a guy whom i assumed to be a so called PTD and you may just click here for more details of the book.

Based on the outline of the book, it describes and explains what PTD is all about in quite an informative manner but rather shallow perspectives. I hope it won't ignites single sided passive acceptance to the readers.

Next, I am not pretty sure whether the author is rather qualified to penned this book since he is in service for a mere four (4) years. Of course we should pause and congratulate him for his effort.

Putting that aside, there is another tips which is quite interesting and more practical from this blog which i reproduce here... (it is a little bit harsh actually);

"PTD. What he f**k??


First thing that would come to your head is probably, a resort somewhere in PD. Or probably a short form for a uncurable disease, hence HIV or AIDS.

Well, none of the above is near to what it is.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the word PTD stands for Perkhidmatan Tadbir dan Diplomatik or when translated, Diplomatic and Administrative Officer.

Right. What is it again?

In the private sector terms, these group of officers would be known as MANAGEMENT and in Government terms, its BOSS. To the politicians however, the right term would be, MACAI.

Every year, a total of 300 PTD's are recruited in the Government service and is compulsory to attend an 11 day course before they are sent to the various 28 Ministries that forms the Government. They basically manage and the respective ministry and run it like your own company.

So why the hell would you want to be a PTD?

First of all, you oughta be lost. Career sense that is. Or just plain stupid.

Second ofcourse, the dire need to be.....a boss! Coz eventually, that's what you'll be. Boss kecik and Boss besar.

Third, is the ticket to Malaysia's over populated Datukship and Tan Sriship. You can ask your friends to start calling you Datuk when you're already a PTD. haha... sick.

So seriously, how do you be a PTD?

Simple.

1.)Log in to the Suruhanjaya Perkhidmatan Awam (Government Recruitment Agency) and search for PTD recruitment. With a little IT knowledge, fill in the form that is downloadable from the website. Canggiiihhhhhhh......

2.) 2 months down memory lane, an invitation letter for you to sit for the Exam is sent. Advice: don't bother sutdying. Just read your Harian Metro and Utusan Malaysia. Exam will last a whole day from 9.00 a.m. - 5.00 p.m. I must remind the fact that you will have a sense of Dejavu of the whole ambience. SPM.

3.) So you sat for the exam, and somehow you grew a brain over the years. You're then called for a three (3)day assessment centre called PAC (PTD Assessment Centre). This, my dear friends, is called Bullshitting.

For 3 whole days, you...

a.) Pretend to be nice to people and work in groups.
b.) Lie valiantly to the Facilitators (Cause they evaluate your performance)

and
c.) Smile a lot cause there's shit loads of chicks/dicks.

4.) Congratulations, you have reached the final stage of the long awaited process. You're half way into becoming a Government Servant coz you're progress here was determined by your skills of bullshitting. Some of you may be aware of this and some of you, may have just found your ability to Cock and Bull.

Sinfull!

Welcome to the interview. Now remember, you're already a hero (yeah, pigs fly!). But give yourself some credit and pat yourself on the back. Thank you thank you.

So there you are, in a room full of strangers. The competitive edge in you suddenly emerges and you smile to your "competitors" humming "F**k you" coz you suddenly realize, "shit, i want this job!". What hypocrytes!

You're number is called. You walk in to the room. You smile and sit calmly and whisk away that smirk and start bullshitting.

This process is called, "Cock Sucking".

So there you go. 3 easy steps to be a PTD officer. Upon accepting the offer of course and that is if, i mean if you are offered. (60000 people apply every year but only 300 is taken). Point of Information. So you're a hero/heroine. and may go back to your homes and have a Doa Selamat and sacrifice 300 cows for your success.

So there it is ladies and gents.

PTD - Peneraju bangsa dan negara.
"

Friday, January 4, 2008

Blog yang Suram...

Walaupun skop blog ini adalah kecil dan kurang mendapat perhatian tapi blog ini sekurang-kurangnya ada pembaca setia dan paling kurang pun ada tempat untuk juak-juak penulis menegur apa yang patut terhadap budak-budak M dan ketua budak-budak M. Maka ada yang menghantar komen supaya blog ini diupdate. dah masuk 2008 katanya..

Kami sebenarnya sekarang ini agak terlalu sukar untuk berada di atas talian. Ini kerana kami baru sahaja dinaikkan pangkat Turus 3 dan akan menjangkau Turus satu dalam masa dua hingga tiga tahun lagi. Ini menyebabkan kami sentiasa sibuk dan menyibuk disana-sini sehinggakan tidak dapat menikmati ASTRO di dalam bilik yang bilnya dibayar oleh duit rakyat. Kami juga sebenarnya sibuk untuk membuat lawatan ke luar negara bagi menghabiskan sisa-sisa peruntukan 2007. Ini kerana bagi memastikan organisasi dibawah seliaan kami nampak gemilang dimata para big bos kami walaupun itu hanyalah kosmetik sahaja. Itu pun sebenarnya program luar negara tiada apa-apa yang bermenafaat tetapi oleh kerana duit pembayar cukai masih berbaki maka kami createlah apa-apa program. Pandai sungguh kami.

Walaupun kami telah Turus 3 tetapi kerja kami masih sama. mungkin skop berbeza tetapi cara masih sama.... macam dulu-dulu, jika kami diarahkan untuk menyediakan kertas kerja atau apa-apa dokumen, maka tugas kami hanya meminta organisasi berkaitan membuatnya untuk kami. Setelah kami terima bahan tersebut kami hanya tukar nama dan organisasi kami. Nampaklah macam kami yang membuatnya.. cerdik sungguh kami..biarlah orang yang menyediakannya bergaduh dengan anak bini kerana tidur di pejabat tetapi "who cares????" Yang penting kami yang dapt nama..

Kami harap budak-budak M daripada 41 sehinggalah JUSA A janganlah tiru kami. Kalu nak buat pun tunggulah jadi macam kami ni... TURUS 3... hahaha...

PTD di Kementerian Asa Tani diminta Jawab oleh Mahfuz.

Di copy dan di paste daripada akhbar orang-orang penyokong PAS.

Kementerian Pertanian perlu beri penjelasan mengenai pelanggaran prosedur import beras

KUALA LUMPUR, 3 Jan (Hrkh) - Kira-kira 25 ribu tan beras yang dibawa masuk dari Thailand dan Vietnam yang tiba di perlabuhan-perlabuhan utama negara tidak mendapat kelulusan AP lebih awal, akhirnya terpaksa diberi kelulusan. Ketua Penerangan PAS, Mahfuz Omar berpendapat Ketua Setiausaha Kementerian Pertanian perlu memberikan penjelasan mengenai tindakan pihak kerajaan yang melanggar prosedur tersebut.

"Ketua Setiausaha Kementerian Pertanian perlu memberikan penjelasan kenapa dia melanggar prosedur tersebut, bukannya dia yang hendak minta penjelasan daripada Bernas, sebab kerajaan yang keluarkan permit itu, bukan Bernas," ujarnya dalam sidang media di Pejabat Agung PAS Jalan Raja Laut pagi tadi.

"Mungkin berlaku suapan atau rasuah antara pegawai yang berkuasa mengeluarkan AP dengan pihak Bernas yang kononnya mahu mengelakkan kerugian RM60 juta beras," tambahnya.
Menurutnya, beras yang dimiliki oleh Bernas bernilai RM60 juta tersebut telah tersadai selama lebih dua minggu di perlabuhan-perlabuhan tersebut.

"Sepatutnya pihak Bernas memohon kelulusan AP terlebih dahulu barulah membawa beras tersebut masuk ke negara ini," katanya.

Ujarnya tindakan pihak Bernas membawa masuk beras dalam kuantiti yang melebihi kuota yang telah ditetapkan oleh pihak Kementerian Pertanian dan Industri Asas Tani telah melanggar undang-undang dan prosedur yang telah ditetapkan.


....untuk berita lanjut sila baca akhbar orang-orang penyokong PAS.